TLC TUGGER

LYRICS: 

Circumcision is bad
For little babies
And their
Families
Because you need your intact penis
For sex
And other fun
Activities

Don’t you listen
To your pediatrician
He stands to make a lot of
Money you see

Oh whoa oh circumcision
Was imported to the US
Round about the year
1883

Doctors of the time
Were trying to figure out
How to stop masturbation, it causes
Blindness no doubt

They cut off the erogenous zone
So he’d leave it alone
They said he felt he felt no pain
But he cried and moaned

(Chorus)
Circumcision is bad
For little babies
And their
Families
Because you need your intact penis
For sex
And other fun
Activities
Now some crazy people
Are trying so say
It prevents UTIs
And maybe AIDS

Well I really think
That they’re full of shit
Besides what’s medical opinion
got to do with it?

It’s my boy’s penis
so let him decide
If he’s that worried ‘bout some
Damn UTI.

Here's one more point
You just can’t deride
How come my cousin has AIDS even though
he's circumcised?!?!?!?

You want him to look like Dad?
Come on now please!
What if junior’s daddy was a
Double amputee?

Someday soon
The US will get a clue
Followed closely by the
AAP too

And then all those rotten
Docs will turn and say
We never advocated circumcision
Anyway!

Oh whoa tell your friends
Tell your mom and dad
Tell everyone you know circumcision is……
BAD!!!!!!!!

Jeff is a 32 year old husband and father of three kids: one boy, two girls, all intact.  "After I had my son I began to realize what had been taken away from me.  I began to restore using the TLC tugger and have gained confidence and mucho skin as a result!"

This song has been performed on the US Capitol West Lawn as part of Genital Integrity Awareness Week.