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Elbow Deep "Botched Circumcision"
By ElbowDeep2

Original: Botched Circumcision
At birth I had no choice. To keep my access skin.
Too much has been removed. Must salvage my sabotaged sex life.
Yearning excessively to be like everyone else in town.
At least it's big, bigger than yours. Let's compare, put it away it's pathetic.
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Botched circumcision!
Mutilating and removing the skin
that would give me more pleasure and keep my head warm.
Botched circumcision!
Hanging around all misshapen and scarred
like a burn victim butchered it hurts when I peeeeeeeee!
It looks like Freddy Kruger. It'll get her in her sleep.
Deformed repulsive member crammed down her throat.
Member, more like dismember. A part of me is lost in time.
Anytime, anyplace...Demon dick, suck on it-A penile Picasso disaster piece.
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Botched circumcision!
Mutilating and removing the skin
that would give me more pleasure and keep my head warm.
Botched circumcision!
Hanging around all misshapen and scarred
like a burn victim butchered it hurts when I peeeeeeeee!
The doctor must have been drunk in the re-cov-ery room.
We both dropped a deuce......
Except for, mine was from pain, my little infant! Brain. Changed
He couldn't resist to laugh at my flesh-colored dark-red penis when
The room got lit up, by the lights in the hallway.
But-how-he-could laugh is still a mystery to me, with, shit in his, pants.
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Fast forward twenty years. I'm just a villain, with a cream fillin'
Thank you McDonalds, for making women, so ea-sy to feed.

Would it bother you if my cock is so mon-str-ous that it seems like a red dragon
Hunting for a hole to call home.
And if you say no after seeing it what a good thing you're clean, I want your virginity!
Rewinding ten years, indecent exposure, meat puppet theater
Don't you remember, or were you blacked out, with my cock out!
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In hindsight I should of kept things to myself, but holding in urges and anger is bad, bad for the skin, the skin I don't have.
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Chorus
 
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