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Original Lyrics by Ron Low: (original)
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Here's your new baby and he's perfect as can be
Let's hope his life is not too rough
Why give his genitals cosmetic surgery?
He seems quite well-endowed, but what guy has enough?
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I don't need to leave an historic legacy
Don't want you inheriting all my stuff
Your future's something I want to share, I need to see
I've had a good run, but it's nowhere near enough
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I wish my parents had defied conformity
Preserved my pleasure part so I could feel it glide
That amputation won't prevent an STD
And infants aren't at risk. Why steal my right to decide?
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Don't need a nifty stone in a churchyard by the sea
Don't want you staring at an urn with me inside
Your bedtime story needs to come from only me
Don't put me in the ground, bring me along for the ride
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I don't want much just want my foreskin back again
No it's not TMI I shared it 'cause we're friends
My parents chose this road but I'll choose where it ends
Don't I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again
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I don't want much I just want immortality
I don't want much I just want immortality
I just can't see a world with one less of me
Don't want to check out, I want immortality
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Grow it back again
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Immortality
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I'm going to fix me
It's gonna take some time but I can grow an inch a year
That's not so fast but the new skin will last
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I'm going to miss me
When I'm a pigeon shit covered statue in the park
Life fades too fast. A soul doesn't last
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So go ahead and laugh at the Tugger I strap on every
night
To undo superstition that tried to supersede my rights
Whoop it up; your sit-com victim won't remember a thing
Except that you denied him all the joy that love should bring
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So go ahead and laugh at the DeSoto I drove until I died
Mock our silly hair styles in the faded black-and-whites
Whoop it up as you try on my colorful head-dress for laughs
Marvel at how small I was a million years in the past
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Two million more mutilations every year
You and you and you and you have got to know it's wrong
Just let it die and let the last victim try to
Grow it back again
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A million more years will come and go
You and you and you and you'll be a fossil too
They'll prop you up in a Museum and you'll have
Immortality
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You talked Bill Gates out of a few hard-earned samolians
To do a so-called study where you cut some Africans
But it's still clear that condoms are the best form of prevention
Now that you've failed who will heal those angry men?
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Your portrait's hanging in your own memorial annex
Your heirs are wealthy famous beautiful and free
They're also brats and bigots with no sense of your achievements
How does it feel to have immortality?
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I'm gonna tug and grow my foreskin back again
No it's not TMI I shared it 'cause we're friends
My parents chose this road but I'll choose where it ends
Don't I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again
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I don't want much I just want immortality
I don't want much I just want immortality
I just can't see a world with one less of me
Don't want to check out, I want immortality
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Grow it back again
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Immortality
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