| Original: The Circumcision song by
PrickEaredBaggage |
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| I never thought I never thought it'd come to
this
I'm not the chip not the chip off thee old block.
It's all in my head its all in my head they say,
It feels stranded like It's Timothy of the Cay
I'm like a king like a king without a crown,
Like Anne Boleyn Ax (ask) me later
that's a path that I won't go down.
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I never thought the day'd come where I'd feel like this,
Ever since birth I knew it was dearly missed.
Now all I do is feel guilt and helplessness,
All that I want is some love and a soft caress, but
I'm circumcised.
And I'm still single.
I know that its hard to believe your eye
I'm circumcised.
I had no choice, but
I'm circumcised. |
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| I blame it on my rabbi,
He said he'd do it for free
And my parent's agreed as long...
As has he took a tip, now
I'm circumcised
And I'm hangin' free,
Now there's less to deal with when I take a pee.
I'm circumcised
Hey maybe things are looking up.
Maybe there's an advantage to getting shucked. |
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You know like an ear of corn or a clam?
Well, nevermind.
Here come some facts let's go!
Every day in the United States alone,
3,000 babies are subject to a missing dome.
And I don't know if you know,
That 90% of clippings are non-religious,
But it might make you a little skittish
To think that babies are dying from a disease know as
Balanoposthitis or paraphimosis.
Did you know that 17%
Of Canadian men are trimmed each year
That is significantly lower
Than the United States.
Oh Canada, (It must be really sad to know
That we have more man per square mile) |
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Oh, I'm circumcised
(Talking)
And I mean that in more ways than one Canada.
I'm Circumcised
(Talking)
There is no shame in it.
I'm circumcised.
(Talking)
They call me Lt. Dangle. |
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Well, actually no one's really ever called me that before.
Some say, "Oh he's just a cut above the rest."
Others say, "Oh he's just a little prick! Pickin' on the innocent. Like
what did they ever do to him?"
Others tell me when I'm feelin' down, they say, "Keep your head up, it
won't be long now. It won't be long until you're feeling better."
So I tip my hat to them...to thank them.
Hey, do you guys know why Jewish men get circumcized?
Nevermind |
