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The Circumcision Song
By ChristopherMast

Original: The Circumcision Song
Song inspired by a video comment from creegirl9, providing the first line :)

http://youtube.com/creegirl9
The snipped wiener is prettier and cleaner
or so some people just might say

An intact prepuce is a pleasure when it's in use
say other people straight and gay

In all this madness, I'll tell you with a gladness
As I know will many other guys

Clipped or intact, it's quite the certain fact
our junk gives us such delight
We like our penises
big and small
We like our penises
in the winter through the fall
We've like our penises
since we were boys
and for some of us it's always
been our favorite toy
If you penis makes you sad, confused or just completely mad
Well, we offer our condolences but we can't commiserate
'Cause our penises make us happy, the best times we've ever had
So we will continue singing as we all... hmm...
what rhymes with "commiserate?"
We like our penises
big and small
We like our penises
in the winter through the fall
We've like our penises
since we were boys
and for some of us it's always
been our favorite toy
 
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