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Mine eyes have seen the glory as I've started to restore;
My penile skin is stretching and I'm beginning to see more;
Every day I do my routine never finding it a chore;
My skin is coming back!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
My skin is coming back!
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
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I have seen the photos of some other guys who've had success;
They have given inspiration to continue and progress;
With many, many websites to help relieve some of my stress;
My skin is coming back!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
My skin is coming back!
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I have seen Him in the watch fires of a hundred circling camps
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps;
His truth is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
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Every day I am restoring finding it to be quite slow;
Every month I go to measure and it truthfully does grow;
With the help of gadgets form fine folks like Ron and Alice Low;
My skin is coming back!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
My skin is coming back!
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I have read a fiery Gospel writ in burnished rows of steel;
“As ye deal with My contemners, so with you My grace shall deal”;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with His heel,
His truth is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
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Full and total erect coverage it is my final goal;
I look forward to the day when all my skin can bunch and roll;
I shall share it with the world and shout that now I am whole;
My skin is coming back!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
Everybody! I'm restoring!
My skin is coming back!
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He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat;
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet;
His truth is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.
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