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Circumcision Parody (to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)
By Andy
Parody: Circumcision Rhapsody
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Original: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
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Is mine a real one
Is something wrong with me
Stuck on the outside
No escape in flaccidity
Open your eyes
Look at other guys and see
I'm just a cut boy, I need your sympathy
Because I'm always out, never in
Fewer nerves, much less skin
Anyway the blood flows, doesn't make a difference with me,
You see
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Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
Im just a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
Because Im easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesnt really matter to me,
To me
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Mama just didn't know
Put a pen against the form
Said to snip me, now I'll mourn
Papa, wanted what was best
But then they went and told him all the lies
Doctor ooo
Did you mean to make me cry
If you refuse to respect my rights
Circumcise, circumcise, as if foreskin doesn't matter
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Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now hes dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now Ive gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make you cry-
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
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Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Penis aching with the thought,
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go-
Gotta leave my skin behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (anywhere the skin goes)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd been born in Europe-
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Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I dont want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-
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I see a little boy-too-young-to be a man,
Mutilate, mutilate you can hold and I will cut
Gomco clamp and scalpel-really really awful
Circumcision, circumcision
Circumcision, circumcision
Circumcision, it-is-so-sadistico
But I'm just a cut boy and my thing is ugly
He's just a cut boy form a cut family
Spare him his skin from this monstrosity
Perfect skin should not go-will you leave me whole
Mutilate! No, we will not leave him whole - leave him whole!
Mutilate! We will not leave you whole - leave him whole!
Mutilate! We will not leave you whole - leave me whole!
We will not leave you whole - leave me whole!
We will not leave you whole - leave me whole!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama please, papa please, parents please leave him whole!
The AAP should have something more to say to you, to you, to you-
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I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
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So you think you can hurt me and cut off my skin-
So you think you can love me and cause me such pain-
A baby - can't do this to a baby
Just gotta keep him - just gotta keep your son complete
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So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
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Foreskin really matters,
Anyone can see,
Foreskin really matters-, foreskin really matters to me,
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Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
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Anywhere the skin goes...
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Any way the wind blows....
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