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Foreskin (to Freedom by Jimi Hendrix)
By Rob

Parody Original
I've got my skin, 
hangin' offa my dick 
come closer with that clamp so I can 
aim my kick 
cut your finger with that scalpel 
let me keep all my meat 
drop that Gomco in the can 
if you wanna leave here 
with all your teeth
You got my pride 
Hanging out of my bed 
You're messin around 
with my life.  So I bought my ... 
You even mess with my children 
And you're screamin at my wife, baby 
Get off my back, 
If you wanna get outta here 
alive
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
full coverage when erect
Freedom, 
give it to me 
Thats what I want now
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
that's your best bet
Freedom, 
thats what I need now 
Freedom to live
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
so I can live 
Freedom, 

so I can give
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
so I can give
You got my prepuce 
and your money makin' 
you got my peace 
searin' off like bacon
You got my heart 
Speak electric water 
You got my soul 
Screamin and howlin
You know you did my classmates 
You even did your self 
let go of my skin 
or you'll get a neonatal Karate belt
You know you hook my girlfriend 
You know the drug¨store man 
But I dont need it now 
I was trying to slap it out of her head
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
full coverage when erect now
Freedom, 

so I can give 
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
that's your best bet
Freedom, 
yeah Freedom, 
thats what I need
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
so I can live 
Foreskin, foreskin 
let me keep it 
so I can give
You don't have to 
say that you're sorry 
cause I don't believe you 
you better believe
You dont have to say that you love 
If you dont mean it 
Youd better believe 
If you need me
If you bill me 
or just want to kill me 
you better put your clamp on 
someone else and set me free
Or you just wanna bleed me 
You'd better stickin your dagger in
someone else 
So I can leave Set me free
Yeah! 
Right on
(Yeah)
Thrust ahead, thrust ahead 
Stay up and thrust ahead, thrust ahead
Right on, straight ahead 
Stay up and straight ahead 
Freedom
Foreskin 
So I can feel it
Foreskin 
So I can deal it baby
Foreskin 
So I can live baby
Foreskin
Keep on thrustin' straight ahead
 
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