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Foreskins bright and beautiful
All foreskins great and small
Foreskins wild and wonderful
The Lord God made them all.
| All things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
all things wise and wonderful:
the Lord God made them all. |
The rich man in his castle
The poor man at his gate
The Lord gave both men foreskins
as part of their estate.
| Each little flower that opens,
each little bird that sings,
God made their glowing colors,
and made their tiny wings. |
Each little guy that opens his fly
should find within
this part of his equipment.
To cut it is a sin.
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The purple-headed mountains,
the river running by,
the sunset and the morning
that brightens up the sky. |
Foreskins bright and beautiful
All foreskins great and small
Foreskins wild and wonderful
The Lord God made them all.
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All things bright and beautiful,
all creatures great and small,
all things wise and wonderful:
the Lord God made them all. |
