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Intro
(spoken):
On
my first day
You
took away
A
part you thought I'd never miss.
Well,
now I'm grown,
My
will's my own.
So,
doc -- my news is this:
My
foreskin's back, I've reversed my circumcision!
chorus:
Hey, doc! Hey, doc! My foreskin's back!
My
body's mine, how it looks is my decision.
(chorus)
All
that bad advice I choose to ignore.
(chorus)
'Cause
it's my dick, doc, and less is not more.
(chorus)
Yeah
-- I love my restoration!
Care
to see a demonstration?
I've
been "cut" for such a long time.
(chorus)
Now I've
gotten back what was mine.
(chorus)
You'll be
so in awe of my big ol' hood.
(chorus)
'Cause
it hugs me tight and it feels so good!
At my birth I
was perfection,
And I'm going
back in that direction.
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He
went away
And you hung around and bothered me every night
And, when I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice
My
boyfriend's back, and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
When you see him comin', better cut on the double
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You've been spreadin' lies that I was untrue
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
So look out now, 'cause he's comin' after you
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Hey,
he knows that you've been tryin'
And he knows that you've been lyin'
He's
been gone for such a long time
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Now, he's back, and things will be fine
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
'Cause he's kind of big and he's awful strong
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Hey,
he knows I wasn't cheatin'
Now, you're gonna get a beatin'
What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
You're a big man now, but he'll cut you down to size
Wait and see!
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What
made you think I'd believe all those lies?!
(Not
true! Not true!)
Well,
the last laugh's mine, 'cause now I'm uncircumcised!
(Yahoo!
Wanna see?)
My
foreskin's back -- talk about your "good vibrations"!
(chorus)
So
give that knife of yours a permanent vacation.
(chorus)
Outro:
Yay
-- my foreskin's back!
I'm
intact, man -- my foreskin's back!
Yeah,
more protection, lubrication,
Better
sex and masturbation.
I'm
all that -- and a bag of chips,
'Cause
my foreskin's back.
My
foreskin's back...
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My boyfriend's back; he's
gonna save my reputation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back)
Hey, I can see him comin'
Now, you better start a-runnin'
*instrumental*
Wait and see!
My boyfriend's back; he's gonna save my reputation
La, hey la, my boyfriend's back
La, hey la, my boyfriend's back
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