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Vintage Jingle Collection
By Paul DeShaw

Parody: Original:
Growin' a foreskin! Growin' a foreskin!
That's the "tuggin' my pecker" song
Growin' a foreskin! Growin' a foreskin!
'Cause I'm tuggin' it all day long

When I was a kid they cut my snozzle away
Now that I'm grown, I get to have the last say
Growin' a foreskin! Growin' a foreskin!
That's the "tuggin' my pecker" song
(The Woody Woodpecker Theme)

Oh, I wish I had a foreskin on my wiener
That is what I'd truly love to see
For if I had a fully restored wiener
You'd have more fun When making love to me

Now that I have a fully restored wiener
It is such a welcome sight to see
Because I have a fully restored wiener
You have more fun When making love to me

(Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle)

Blessed be the strap that tugs
Unseen 'neath the trousers of guys
Restoring themselves to their nat'ral condition
Becoming uncircumcised

Blessed be the sites on the Web
That educate and inform
A wonderful place to start exploring
Is triple double-u dot NORM
(Cadence) DOT ORG

(Blessed be the Tie that Binds)
 
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