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Wanking a Foreskin (Waltzing Matilda)
By Michael Glass

Parody: Original:
Once a jolly swagman
Camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree
And he sang as he watched and wanked until his bollocks boiled
You'll come a-wanking O Foreskin with me.

Wanking with foreskin
Wanking with foreskin
You'll come a-wanking O Foreskin with me.
And he sang as he watched and wanked until his bollocks boiled
You'll come a-wanking O Foreskin with me.

Down came the doctor
Mounted on his thoroughbred.
Down came the Mohel and Imam to see.
'What's that jolly foreskin, you've got on your pecker, man?
We're going to seize it and slice it with glee!'

Up jumped the swagman
and sprang into the billabong.
'You'll never catch me alive!' said he.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong.
Still hard a-wanking its Foreskin with glee.

Wanking with foreskin
Wanking with foreskin
You'll come a-wanking O Foreskin with me.
And his ghost may be heard as you pass by that billabong
Still hard a-wanking its Foreskin with glee.
Once a jolly swagman camped by a Billabong
Under the shade of a Coolabah tree
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?

Down come a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped a swagman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.


Up rode the Squatter a riding his thoroughbred
Up rode the Trooper - one, two, three
Where's that jumbuck you've got in your tucker bag?,
You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.


But the swagman he up and jumped in the water hole
Drowning himself by the Coolabah tree,
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the Billabong,
Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?

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