y Marilyn Milos
An American, while traveling in France
Was suavely seduced from her pants
Although amazed to discover
a foreskin on her lover
she found sex it did truly enhance.
A man who was sexually loose
pleased all the girls with his juice
"I never run dry
And the main reason why
is because I still have my prepuce."
There once was a man named Vern
Who, when grown, was dismayed to learn
His foreskin they'd cut
in infancy, but
when stretched it began to return.
There once was a man named Becker
Whose wife told him to maim his pecker
fortunately he thought
"What a perfect cock I've got"
So, rather than get circumcised, he left her.
