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Mutilation - parody of Clandestino
Original by Manu Chau

Parody: Mutilation Original: Clandestino Clandestino (English translation)

Silent goes my screaming
Silent goes my struggle
Punished for the error
Of being born a boy
Fastened to a cutting board
I await behind closed doors
For docs to have their pleasure
I'm nothing but a toy

I was born a c-section
Barely struggling to survive
The doctors couldn't wait
To have me promptly circumcised
My mom tried very hard
To protect me from the blade
But when her back was turned
Doctors came and had their way

Silent goes my screaming
Silent goes my struggle
Punished for the error
Of being born a boy
Fastened to a cutting board
I await behind closed doors
For docs to have their pleasure
I'm but a doctor's joy

Circumcision, mutilation!
Circumcisers, mutilators!
Circum-studies, pseudo-science!
Molestation, child rape!

Silent go the botches
Silent go the murders
These men are in the business
Of mutilating boys
Burning with sadistic lust
They violate parental trust
They offer needless cutting
And call it "parent choice"

Circumcision, mutilation!
Circumcisers, mutilators!
Snake oil salesmen, baby butchers!
Opportunist charlatans!

Solo voy con mi pena
Sola va mi condena
Correr es mi destino
Para burlar la ley
Perdido en el corazon
De la grande Babylon
Me dicen el clandestino
Por no llevar papel

Pa' una ciudad del norte
Yo me fui a trabajar
Mi vida la deje
Entre Ceuta y Gibraltar
Soy una raya en el mar
Fantasma en la ciudad
Mi vida va prohibida
Dice la autoridad

Solo voy con mi pena
Sola va mi condena
Correr es mi destino
Por no llevar papel
Perdido en el corazon
De la grande Babylon
Me dicen el clandestino
Yo soy el quiebra ley

Mano Negra clandestina
Peruano clandestino
Africano clandestino
Marijuana illegal

Solo voy con mi pena
Sola va mi condena
Correr es mi destino
Para burlar la ley
Perdido en el corazon
De la grande Babylon
Me dicen el clandestino
Por no llevar papel

Argelino, Clandestino!
Nigeriano, Clandestino!
Boliviano, Clandestino!
Mano Negra, Ilegal!

Alone go I with shame
Alone my condemnation
To run is my destiny
To escape the law
Lost in the heart
Of the great Babylon
They call me "The Clandestine One"
For not having papers

To a city in the north
I went to find a job
I left behind my life
Between Ceuta and Gibraltar
I'm a line in the sea
A ghost in the city
My life is forbidden
So says the authorities

Alone go I with shame
Alone my condemnation
To run is my destiny
To escape the law
Lost in the heart
Of the great Babylon
They call me "The Clandestine One"
I am the law breaker

Mano Negra clandestine
Peruvian clandestine
African clandestine
Marijuana illegal

Alone go I with shame
Alone my condemnation
To run is my destiny
To escape the law
Lost in the heart
Of the great Babylon
They call me "The Clandestine One"
For not having papers

Argeline, Clandestine One!
Nigerian, Clandestine One!
Bolivian, Clandestine One!
Mano Negra, Illegal!

C J Lewis dedicates this work to the memory of baby Joshua Haskins (8/16/2010 - 10/6/2010) and to the fight for justice for baby Mario Delgado Viera (7/2/2010 -  ).  

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