y Matthew Denn
When I take the time to reflect
On the reasoning behind it all
I come to the conclusion
A genuine resolution, that's all.
Whatever your parents called it
Through their reason to cut was misplaced
The doctors who performed it
Through my utter and total disgrace.
Whether through Mohel or Mitzvah,
Or through our own social norms
Couldn't you just have waited?
Instead you chose to transform.
What's your stance?
OH, why'd you have to mess with my lance?!
What was done when 'naught but young
Please wait till I myself would choose to have it done
The only question I've yet to answer
Is why didn't you let me stay well hung?
