Parody: (Chords) | Original: |
I drove to our house Turned off the car
Carried you in without waking you up
We walked down the hall to your new room
And I just rocked you
And now baby makes three, our house is a home
And baby makes three | I went to your house Walked up the stairs
I opened your door without ringing the bell
I walked down the hall Into your room
Where I could smell you
And I shouldn't be here, without permission
I shouldn't be here |
Would you forgive me love If I played with your fingers
Would you forgive me love If I inhale your hair
Would you forgive me love If we rock all afternoon | Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower
Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon |
I dressed you in clothes We put on your coat
Drove to your doctor to see how you'd grown
He chided again, you should look like your dad
And so I said okay
And no, it didn't take long, you cried but stopped soon
It didn't take long
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I took off my clothes Put on your robe
I went through your drawers And I found your cologne
I went down to the den I found your CD's
And I played your Joni
And I shouldn't stay long, you might be home soon
I shouldn't stay long |
You'll forgive me love for the blood in your diaper
You'll forgive me love for the ring that looks dead
You'll forgive me love when you're in the locker room | Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower
Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon |
You nursed while we rocked You went down for a nap
And I did a Google for "circumcised bath"
What's this, oh no, love. Say it ain't so, love.
You've lost your best part
Please no! Is it true what they're writing? I want it undone,
If it's true what they're writing |
I burned your incense I ran a bath
And I noticed a letter that sat on your desk
It said "Hello love, I love you so love,
Meet me at midnight"
And no, it wasn't my writing I'd better go soon
It wasn't my writing |
Will you forgive me love Mourn your missing sensation
Please forgive me love Grieve your lack of a hood
Can you forgive me love and begin restoring soon |
So forgive me love If I cry in your shower
So forgive me love For the salt in your bed
So forgive me love If I cry all afternoon |