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Forgive Me Love (to Your House by Alanis Morissette)
By Ron Low

Parody:  (Chords)Original:
I drove to our house Turned off the car 
Carried you in without waking you up 
We walked down the hall to your new room 
And I just rocked you 
And now baby makes three, our house is a home 
And baby makes three
I went to your house Walked up the stairs
I opened your door without ringing the bell
I walked down the hall Into your room
Where I could smell you
And I shouldn't be here, without permission
I shouldn't be here
Would you forgive me love If I played with your fingers
Would you forgive me love If I inhale your hair
Would you forgive me love If we rock all afternoon
Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower
Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon
I dressed you in clothes We put on your coat
Drove to your doctor to see how you'd grown
He chided again, you should look like your dad
And so I said okay
And no, it didn't take long, you cried but stopped soon
It didn't take long
I took off my clothes Put on your robe
I went through your drawers And I found your cologne
I went down to the den I found your CD's
And I played your Joni
And I shouldn't stay long, you might be home soon
I shouldn't stay long
You'll forgive me love for the blood in your diaper
You'll forgive me love for the ring that looks dead
You'll forgive me love when you're in the locker room
Would you forgive me love If I danced in your shower
Would you forgive me love If I laid in your bed
Would you forgive me love If I stay all afternoon
You nursed while we rocked You went down for a nap
And I did a Google for "circumcised bath"
What's this, oh no, love.  Say it ain't so, love.  
You've lost your best part
Please no!  Is it true what they're writing?  I want it undone,
If it's true what they're writing
I burned your incense I ran a bath
And I noticed a letter that sat on your desk
It said "Hello love, I love you so love, 
Meet me at midnight"
And no, it wasn't my writing I'd better go soon
It wasn't my writing
Will you forgive me love Mourn your missing sensation
Please forgive me love Grieve your lack of a hood
Can you forgive me love and begin restoring soon
So forgive me love If I cry in your shower
So forgive me love For the salt in your bed
So forgive me love If I cry all afternoon
 
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