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Wouldn't it be nice to have a foreskin
Then there'd be less friction on my schlong
And after we had shared romance together
My glans would be in skin where it belongs | Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong |
There must be something that could make it better
If I had more skin I know you'd stay wetter | You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together |
And if I had a frenulum I'd always
Savor each caress you gave to me
There would be no reason to be so rough
Every time we shared intimacy | Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through |
Natural intercourse - at last we'd know it
If there was just some way I could re-grow it.
Wouldn't skin be nice | Happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn't it be nice |
Maybe if I tape and tug and pull and stretch
It might re-grow
Then I'd feel the rolling/gliding action that
Cut guys don't know
I'll grow it back and
My skin will slacken | Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray
It might come true
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing
We couldn't do
We could be married
And then we'd be happy |
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Wouldn't skin be nice | Wouldn't it be nice |
The only way to help more guys without it
Is to make our culture talk about it
Let's all talk about it
Wouldn't skin be nice | You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But
let's talk about it
Wouldn't it be nice |
