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Dicks New (parody of Fix You by Coldplay)
By Ron Low

 

Parody Lyrics:
Original Lyrics:
When you cry and protest but they ignore your screams 
You just need the breast but the looming knife gleams
Robbed of human rights and self esteem
Itís so perverse
When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep 
Stuck in reverse.
And the tears came streaming down your face 
When they took something you can't replace
And they sold your skin as medical waste.
Shift to reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face 
When you lose something you can't replace 
When you love someone but it goes to waste 
Could it be worse?
Tension is your friend 
Now youíre on the mend
Not too late to fix you.
Lights will guide you home 
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
Whether over the shoulder or slung below
Whether hung with weights or devices that grow
Nobody ever needs to know
And it doesnít hurt
And high up above earth or down below 
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know 
Just what you're worth
Tension is your friend 
Now youíre on the mend
Let restoring fix you
Lights will guide you home 
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
The tears stream, down your face
When you grieve the thing you know you canít replace
Tears stream down your face and I...
(instrumental)
And tears will stream, down your face 
When you think of how they carved a mark you canít erase
Tears stream down your face but I...
Tears stream, down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face and I...
When tears stream, down your face 
Weíll do what we can to undo this huge mistake 
Tears stream down your face and I...
Tears stream, down your face 
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes 
Tears stream down your face and I...
Tension is your friend 
Now youíre on the mend
Yeah I will try to fix you.
Lights will guide you home 
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you.
 
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