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Losing Your Religion (to Losing My Religion by REM)
By Ron Low

 

Parody: Original:
New life inspires
Inspires dreams
Of how it could be
The skin that I was born with
Was a defect in your eyes
Don't mean to shake you up
But that wasn't love
Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you
And you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
So here's me with a tugger
Pulling the straps tight, I’m
Losing your religion
I don't mean to piss off you
But since I learned now that I can do it
You say I'll grow too much
I'll never have enough
Just wait 'til I feel it rolling
Can't wait 'til I feel it glide
I'll be so happy I may cry
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I’m
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
My mutilation
It haunts me every hour
I guess it's an obsession
Trying hard to still love 
You took a perfect and helpless child
You let them carve me up
That wasn't love
Every whisper
Of every waking hour I'm
Choosing my confessions
Trying to keep an eye on you
Like a hurt lost and blinded fool, fool
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
Consider this
Did you consider it?
No medical society 
Considers it
A good thing 
You did to me and there's
600 million tragedies
Like me around
Sorry's just not enough
Consider this
Consider this
The hint of the century
Consider this
The slip that brought me
To my knees pale
What if all these fantasies
Come flailing around
Now I've said too much
I thought that your job was caring
Protect me from harmful things
I think I'm owed a reason why
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But now I have a dream
I'm owning my own dream
But that was just a dream
That was just a dream
So here's me with a tugger
Pulling the straps tight
Undoing my circumcision
I don't mean to piss off you
But since I learned now that I can do it
You say I'll grow too much
I'll never have enough
Just wait 'til I feel it rolling
Can't wait 'til I feel it glide
I'll be so happy I may cry
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, I’m
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
We've got to share the dream
Why make them cry?
It isn't just a dream, 
Genital integrity
Dream
But that was just a dream
Try, cry, why try?
That was just a dream
Just a dream, just a dream
Dream
 
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