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Frequently asked questions

FAQ: Will the package show up at my office with "PENIS CONE" stenciled on all sides?


A: We ship very discreetly in plain white 6x9 inch sturdy Tyvek mailing pouches or boxes, with no business name in the return address and no identifying documents inside (unless you request them). "Hey Smithers, this package came for you." "Ah good, my...uhm...vacuum cleaner parts have arrived."

However, for non-US and military shipments, a customs form with a description of contents is required.  We can write "hygiene kit" or "post-surgical brace" or any non-fraudulent thing you like on there.  


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