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TLC Tugger 2011 PRO-INTACT Song, Poetry, and YouTube Contest
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Contest entries must be received by midnight on Saturday night, October 15th, 2011.  Winners will be announced October 31st. 

This contest is for new work authored by the entrant, except for the "previously published" category.  Entry is free.  All legitimate entries will be posted in the TLC Online Gallery when received (anonymously if preferred).  The entrant may request removal of the work from the gallery after the contest closes.  Winners will be included in an edition of the TLC Tugger audio podcast which will be available online in perpetuity.  Entrant retains all other control of and rights to the entry.  

General:
Entries should be roughly between 0.5 and 5 minutes long and related to circumcision, the foreskin, restoration, human rights, or intactness.  Entries promoting violence or discrimination, or those showing very little effort may be rejected at the discretion of TLC Tugger.  Note that the TLC Tugger web site and podcast are not for adults only.  

A person submitting multiple entries will receive entry gifts for up to three entries, but will be awarded no more than one top prize. TLC$ are worth their face value toward any purchase from TLCTugger.com, Inc., including foreskin restoration devices, clothing, bumper stickers, CDs, and ebay auctions, and can be applied to the purchase price, tax, and shipping costs.  TLC$ may be sold or given to others.  The winner of a cash prize may choose to take double the amount in TLC$ if desired.   

Enter in one of nine categories:

Category Top Prize Entry Gift
Best YouTube Video - Comedy $100 Cash 30 TLC$
Best YouTube Video - Tragedy $100 Cash 30 TLC$
Best YouTube Video - Musical $100 Cash 30 TLC$
Best YouTube Video - Monologue $100 Cash 20 TLC$
Best Original Song (with audio) $100 Cash 30 TLC$
Best Song Parody (with audio) $75 Cash 20 TLC$
Best Parody Lyrics (without audio) $50 Cash 10 TLC$
Best Poem $50 Cash 10 TLC$
Best Previously Published Work $50 Cash (none)
(A special award - Best Student Submission - will be eligible for 100 TLC$ in addition to the prize for its category.  Any number of runners up may also be named in any category, with a prize equal to 50% of the top prize.)

Instructions:


Best YouTube Video - Comedy
Submit a video to YouTube.com and send a link to RonJLow@Comcast.net.  Include typed song lyrics or script if applicable, and if you like, a few sentences of biographical data.  The YouTube descriptive text for the entry should reference "http://TLCTugger.com" and "FREE Contest."  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining statement about intactness.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling message - 40%, Entertainment value - 30%, Performance talent - 15%, Broadcast quality image/audio - 5%.  


Best YouTube Video - Tragedy
Submit a video to YouTube.com and send a link to RonJLow@Comcast.net.  Include typed song lyrics or script if applicable, and if you like, a few sentences of biographical data.  The YouTube descriptive text for the entry should reference "http://TLCTugger.com" and "FREE Contest."  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make a persuasive statement about intactness.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling message - 35%, Entertainment value - 35%, Performance talent - 15%, Broadcast quality image/audio - 5%.


Best YouTube Video - Musical
Submit a video to YouTube.com and send a link to RonJLow@Comcast.net.  Include typed song lyrics or script if applicable, and if you like, a few sentences of biographical data.  The YouTube descriptive text for the entry should reference "http://TLCTugger.com" and "FREE Contest."  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining statement about intactness.  Songs which are not the work of the entrant - including prior-year TLC contest entries - are eligible, although permission of the songwriter and performer should be sought.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling message - 35%, Entertainment value - 35%, Performance talent - 15%, Broadcast quality image/audio - 5%.  


Best YouTube Video - Monologue
Submit a video to YouTube.com and send a link to RonJLow@Comcast.net.  Include typed speech text if desired, and if you like, a few sentences of biographical data.  The YouTube descriptive text for the entry should reference "http://TLCTugger.com" and "FREE Contest."  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make a persuasive statement about intactness.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling message - 55%, Entertainment value - 20%, Performance talent - 10%, Broadcast quality image/audio - 5%.


Best Original Song
Submit an MP3 file to RonJLow@Comcast.net (10Mb or less), post a YouTube video, or mail a CD or cassette to TLC Tugger.  Include typed song lyrics and if you like, a few sentences of biographical data.  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining and musically exciting statement about intactness.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling lyrics - 40%, Musical composition - 30%, Musicianship - 15%, Radio quality mix - 5%.  


Best Song Parody (with Audio)
Submit an MP3 file to RonJLow@Comcast.net (10Mb or less), post a YouTube video, or mail a CD or cassette to TLC Tugger.  Include typed song lyrics (the original song and your parody of it) and if you like, a few sentences of biographical data.  If the original song has a lot of verses, cutting a few for time is highly recommended.  Songs published on the TLC Tugger Audio archive are eligible to be parodied, but otherwise it is best to stick with familiar works.  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining and musically exciting statement about intactness.  Freeware MIDI files or commercial karaoke backing tracks are acceptable, but will not receive maximum points for musicianship and will be held to a higher standard for having a running time appropriate to the lyrical content.   

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling lyrics - 40%, Parody Construction - 30%, Musicianship - 15%, Radio quality mix - 5%.  


Best Song Parody (lyrics only)
Send typed song lyrics (the original song and your parody of it) to RonJLow@Comcast.net. Include a few sentences of biographical data if you like.  If the original song has a lot of verses, cutting a few for time is highly recommended.  Songs published on the TLC Tugger Audio archive are eligible to be parodied, but otherwise it is best to stick with familiar works.  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining statement about intactness.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling lyrics - 50%, Parody Construction - 40%.  


Best Poem
Submit typed original poem to RonJLow@Comcast.net.  You may optionally submit a recitation as an MP3 file to RonJLow@Comcast.net (10Mb or less), post a YouTube video, or mail a CD or cassette to TLC Tugger.  Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining and exciting statement about intactness.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Compelling poetry - 90%.  


Best Previously Published Work
This is a chance to call our attention to an existing work, whether it is a song published by a popular artist, a poem that is published online or in a book available through Amazon.com, or something authored by the entrant that has been published elsewhere before 2009.  Submit a link to the work online (for YouTube videos), or send an MP3 file to RonJLow@Comcast.net (10Mb or less), post a YouTube video, or mail a CD or cassette to TLC Tugger.  In the case of songs available on iTunes, the first submitter of an audio file will be considered the entrant, and typed lyrics would be appreciated.  

Entries will be judged on how well they poignantly and compellingly make an entertaining and persuasive statement about intactness.  When multiple entrants submit the same work, only the earliest qualifying entry will be eligible for the top prize.  Entries submitted in previous years' contests are ineligible.  

Point Allocation:
Appropriate running time - 10%, Poignant/Compelling - 45%, Entertaining/Persuasive - 45%.


Best Student Submission
This is merely an extra bonus available to high-school and college student entrants to encourage their participation.  It does not affect eligibility for the other prizes.  This prize will only be awarded if at least one bona fide student enters the contest.  The winner of this prize may or may not win one of the other prizes.  To enter, assert your student status with your entry and be prepared to prove it if you are named best student submission.  


Feel free to contact us at TLCTuggerService@GMail.com for help with technical and production issues.  Thanks for your enthusiasm and good luck.  

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