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Circumcision & Restoration
By Squirrel in Fullerton, CA

In a New Jersey home in a town called Bayonne
Rosie's friends came on over to help her pick out a stroller
In the warm month of may back in seventy-eight
Her heart filled with joy when she heard it's a boy

All her friends said Rose it's so much cleaner this way
Even the nurse said it's true, let's do it today

Time to be circumcised tears start to fill my eyes
Nurse strap him down oh Leo please don't frown
It's just a snip and you'll be done in a little bit
I scream for life when he pulls out his knife

Though years pass me by I still want to cry
Every time I look down, again a familiar frown
This is not right why should my skin be so damn tight
I look to the day when all this pain goes away

This is just wrong because the birthright was mine
My choice was stolen and they've committed a crime

Now I can laugh because it's all in the past
There's so much to gain without any pain
NORM made it true and it can happen to you
I will say this it's brought me feelings of bliss

Time to be circumcised tears start to fill my eyes
Nurse strap him down oh Leo please don't frown
It's just a snip and you'll be done in a little bit
I scream for life when he pulls out his knife

Now I can laugh because it's all in the past
There's so much to gain without any pain
NORM made it true yes it can happen to you
If you won't take my word just visit NORM.org

Notes on songwriter/musician Squirrel in Fullerton, CA:

Born in Jersey City, NJ and raised in Bayonne, NJ from 1978 to 2003. I was circumcised very tight and discovered restoration when I was around 15 years old thanks to some good friends that wish to remain anonymous. I used the t-tape method of restoration for 9 months until the skin was loose enough that I didn't have pain on the tight erections anymore. So many years past and I never had a problem. In the year 2006 I decided to finish what I started when I was younger and I don't plan to stop until I reach my goal of total coverage. 

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