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It's Beautiful (to You're Beautiful by James Blunt)
By Darkfur (10Mb Video download - "full monty" version)

Parody: Original:
Design is brilliant
The pleasure pure
I want a foreskin
Of that I'm sure
I saw it on a website 
It was on another man
And I'm still losing sleep on that
Few would understand
My life is brilliant
My love is pure
I saw an angel
Of that I'm sure
She smiled at me on the subway
She was with another man
But I won't lose no sleep on that
'Cause I've got a plan
(For) it's beautiful, and comfortable
and sensual, it's true
He had the sleeve for which I grieve
And I now know what to do
'Cause I long to have one too
You're beautiful, you're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I'll never be with you
Yes, I asked dad why
When I stopped on by
Mom could see from my face that I was
Not alright
But I don't think that they'll see it my way, they're like:
"Those guys are all liars, and it's cut you should stay."
Yes, she caught my eye
As we walked on by
She could see from my face that I was
Fucking high
And I don't think that I'll see her again
But we shared a moment that will last 'till the end
(But) it's beautiful, and comfortable
and natural, it's true
You stole the sleeve for which I grieve
My reaction's not undue
I will find sensations new
You're beautiful, you're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I'll never be with you
want it back now
want it back, yeah
And I'll get it baaack
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la laaa
('Cause) it's beautiful, and comfortable
and sensual, it's true
There will be a woman with a smile on her face
When she sees what a "flap of skin" can do
You're beautiful, you're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true
There must be an angel with a smile on her face
When she thought up that I should be with you
But it's time to face the truth
Won't be years until I'm through
But it's time to face the truth
I will never be with you
 
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