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Circumcision (to Superstition by Stevie Wonder)
By Headless Jason


Parody: Original:
Botched my circumcision
Blood was on the wall
Made the wrong incision
Now I've got a hole
13 day old baby
Peeing through his scabs
And my uncle fainted 
Cause the mohel was so bad
When you believe in things 
that you don't understand 
You suffer
Circumcision ain't the way.
Very superstitious, 
writings on the wall,
Very superstitious, 
ladders bout to fall,
Thirteen month old baby, 
broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, 
the good things in your past.
When you believe in things 
that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition ain't the way
Botched my circumcision 
Must of put the clamp on wrong 
It wasn't my decision
And I just went along 
Grandma n grandpa paid for it
Invited everyone
Fully dressed and catered
For the newborn son
When you bleed and scream
And cry from the stab 
of a scalpel
Circumcision ain't the way
Very superstitious, 
wash your face and hands,
Rid me of the problem, 
do all that you can,
Keep me in a daydream, 
keep me goin' strong,
You don't wanna save me, 
sad is my song.
When you believe in things 
that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition ain't the way, yeh, yeh.
  Very superstitious, 
nothin' more to say,
Very superstitious, 
the devils on his way,
Thirteen month old baby, 
broke the lookin' glass,
Seven years of bad luck, 
good things in your past
When you believe in things 
that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition ain't the way, no, no, no
 
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