Best Song Parody - LYRICS:
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Foreskins Did Help in Ages Past
By Michael Glass
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Foreskins did help in ages past
They'll help for years to come
A shelter from the stormy blast
A penis-perfect home!
| O God, our help in ages
past,
our hope for years to come,
our shelter from the stormy blast,
and our eternal home. |
Before our kind on two legs stood
or even humans came,
foreskins protected all the beasts
all creatures wild and tame.
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shadow of thy throne,
still may we dwell secure;
sufficient is thine arm alone,
and our defense is sure.
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So let us now protect our skins
they are our friends, not foes.
Let's keep our skins while life shall last
Our penis-perfect homes.
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Before the hills in order stood,
or earth received her frame,
from everlasting, thou art God,
to endless years the same.
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